Saturday, 7 December 2013

Bridget Jones's Diary: The Edge of Reason notes

3:00 - Mark Darcy & Bridget Jones; I've found my happy ending and nothing else can spoil it. 

5:40 - Who cares about an unprofessional hiccup, I've been in a functional relationship for an adult male for 6 wonderful weeks, 4 fabulous days, and 7 precious hours. 

3:50 - Oh, can't, have to go out with my *boyfriend*

15:45 - Wonderful, loyal Mark Darcy who loves me just the way I am

17:21 - Have never been happier in my entire life (billboard saying: Mark and Bridget are the real thing) - Bridget Darcy, Mrs Darcy, Mr and Mrs Darcy

17:50 - At last, life is on track, fiancé, wife, mother

28:30 - If you had asked me tonight, I would've said no, anyway

28:50 - One minute, you're closer to someone than anybody in the whole worlds and the next you're never gonna see them again

29:20 - Voicemail to Mark, tries to beg and grovel to get him back

31:45 - He said he loves me!

35:06 - I can't believe he's left me

38:10 - Boyfriend and baby seems just to lucky

45:30 - You can never muster the strength to fight for me - expects a boyfriend to conform to the stereotype of being brave

46:27 - Frightened of dying a spinster

 47:50 - 5 weeks later; weight 4,000 lbs and enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously - always has to be in a relationship - one named Ben, the other Jerry. Current number of boyfriends: zero, number of calls from ex boyfriend: none

49:09 - Oh god, I'm never going to get married and my sodding mum and dad are doing it twice

01:06:42 - You're looking for a weekend of sex, I'm looking for more

01:08:00 - Maybe Mark will have chucked Rebecca, and he'll be wearing a wet white shirt, and beg to have me back

01:13:24 - Mark Darcy comes to rescue her from the Thai prison - women always need to be saved by a man

01:14:00 - I think about you all the time. I really have missed you

01:15:25 - moves her hand to touch his

01:16:49 - Mark Darcy definitely doesn't love me any more

01:19:46 - Men have to fight for the woman/over a woman

01:22:49 - But believe me, next time I will not fuck it up, mum

01:25:00 - (Mark did a load of stuff to save Bridget) He must still love me!

01:27:59 - I'm afraid it's still men in general

01:30:00 - Song (my first, my last, my everything)

01:32:50 - I love him. Always have. Always will. And I'm, you know, available for dates, if you are do inclined. 

01:33:40 - I know there's no music playing, and it's not snowing

01:34:00 - Panics when he says she he isn't going to ask her to marry him 

01:35:07 - Bridget Jones, will you marry me?

01:36:08 - An excellent years progress. 

1:36:36 - Song (your love is king) and end kiss

01:37:06 - So as you can seem I have found my happy ending at last, and I truly believe that love is possible, even when you're 33 and have the bottom the size of 2 bowling balls. 

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